A Gluten Free Christmas

No pies, no cakes, no brownies to bake.
It's sad that it has to be this way.
It's the wheat that's taboo...At least I've got tofu.
It's a gluten free Christmas for me.

The cookies on the shelf are made for someone else.
It's a gluten free Christmas for me.
The gravy in the bowl it's for another soul.
It's a gluten free Christmas for me.

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No pies, no cakes, no brownies to bake.
It's sad that it has to be this way.
It's the wheat that's taboo...At least I've got tofu.
It's a gluten free Christmas for me.

I can join you in the nog, or burn the old yule log.
But keep that turkey stuffing far away.
I've got mounds of Christmas joy.
Thank God He made soy!
It's a gluten free Christmas for me.

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That enticing canape', it beguiled me on that day.
And made me forget what I already know.
One moment on the tounge and then it's deed was done.
It's an ambulance ride dashing throught the snow!

It's a gluten free Christmas for me.
As gluten free as it can be.
So for Christmas sake, I hope someone will bake,
a gluten free fruitcake,
oh please, please, please.

It's a gluten free Christmas for me.